Gray is a truly miserable color. Tonight I made the wretched (and turns out disgusting) mistake of wearing a gray shirt to my class at the gym ... Body Combat. Yes, it's high intensity. Yes, you sweat your tail off. So, needless to say I walked out of class not looking like I worked my tail off for the last hour but more like I have a glandular issue that is so not under control.
But I find that even with just gray shirts in general, they absorb and announce to the world, the smallest drop of sweat and make it look like you have pit stains from hell, when really, you aren't THAT hot. However, unbeknown to you, your gray shirt is announcing to the world that you are sweaty. You've been REALLY shopping, maybe even decided to make a race out of it. Like a 5K or something. Hot. (Literally.)
Thank gawd I don't own gray workout pants. Nor will I ever. Can you imagine how utterly disgusting that would've been?!? I would've looked like I either peed them, my water broke or my vajj has a glandular issue. Joy.
Word to the wise. Beware of gray in the world of workout gear. Be smart and stick to gray's cooler and sexier sibling ...black.
