Fears:
Death, spiders, bugs bigger than a crumb, heights without anything around me (i.e. cliffs), weed eaters
Loathes:
Knives, razor blades, scones, box cutters, washing cars, ironing.
Whether these are legitimate or not is another blog. Erstwhile, enjoy this
fun story:
I'm practically blind you see
haha get it, without my glasses or contacts. Without some sort of optical assistance I am a worthless individual - unless you need a blind friend to just sit somewhere for a few hours.
Yesterday, I am in the bathroom without optical assistance. I feel something down at my foot. It's a black mass. I immediately think it's a spider. So. I panic and with my big toe slide/violently kick, it out of the way. OUCH. *(^&?> *&?>!@!D#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glasses go on.
Aw F an A! That wasn't a spider. It was my razor! And now the bottom of my big toe is missing its top layer of skin. Fannnntastic.
Moral of that story: I need lasik.
Here's
another fun story:

This is a picture of two of my most favorite people in the world. Jec-Jec and Jason
they are brother and sister. As you can tell from the picture, these kids know how to have a good time. And as children they knew how to have a good time with
knives. Yes. Very sharp
knives.
As a kid I was pretty much afraid of
EVERYTHING. I was a total mini-momjeans. I even had the momjean glasses.
No, I am not going to scan a picture of THAT. So, I was over playing at their house
which was right next door to mines and getting ready to leave when they started taunting me with
knives. "OOh are you afraid of this?" they'd say. "Yes!
*loud scream*!" I'd reply. This little charade lasted a few more minutes until I bolted for the door. I think they chased/taunted me with
knives pretty much every day for like a week long period. Until one day Jason started taunting Jec-Jec and then it wasn't so funny anymore.
Moral of that story: If you want a salad with
CHOPPED anything in it. You can make it yuns self!